once upon a midnight dreary
as i pron surfed weak and weary
over many a quaint and spurius volume of big boobs galore,
when i clicked my faverout link,
suddenly there came a warning,
and my heart was filled with mourning,
mourning for my lost hard core,
quoth the server 404,

give me back my cheap hard core,
i yelled no longer seated,
but alas i was defeated,
for my cashe it was deleated,
blanknes there and nothing more,

Then, in answer to my query,
Through the net I loved so dearly,
Came its answer, dark and dreary,
Quoth the server 404